Thursday, May 13, 2010

Possible Autobiographical Book Titles





The Landmark Forum Made My Husband A Sap (and other reminders that you should be careful what you wish for)


Before I Had Children I was _________ (mad-libs for moms)


From Girl Scout Cookies to Bake Sales - Primary Education's Complicity in Post-Pregnancy Weight Gain


And A Hush Fell Over the Room - The Day One Mother Abandoned Her Family to Do One Thing for Herself


Spandex Optional - One Mother's Superheroic State of Mind


A Cynics Guide to Appreciating Your Children's Artwork


Talk Dirty to Me - Diapers, Snot, Lice, and Puberty and how to Survive it All


Bedroom on Fire - How to Turn Your Revulsion into Desire (and the upside of going blind)


Your Vacation, My Vacation - And Other Separate Pleasures After Marriage